I know, this is way too cliché for me.
...But my friend made it.
1. What is your name? Check out the screen name. myname_iserik.
2. What is your quest? To find the Holy Grail!
3. What is your favorite color? Blue. No, yellow - AAAAHHHHH!!!
4. Have you seen that movie? BEST MOVIE EVER OMG don't start quoting it or I will proceed to recite the entire scene that you quote VERBATIM.
5. What are you wearing right now? My tux. Word.
6. What are you listening to right now? The (inane) chatter of my siblings.
7. What are you watching right now? The letters magically appear on my screen.
8. So how are you? Well, it IS my birthday.
9. Who was the last person you talked with on your phone? Uhhh...my mom, I think?
10. How about those upcoming elections? OH! BEE! AY! EM! AY!
11. What is a favorite quote of yours? There are too many, but here's three:
-ENOUGH! King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is! (Robin Hood, Men in Tights)
-Oh god, a giant pit of death! (Levi Alpert)
-No elephants? No wonder they're losing the war! (The King and I)
12. You are a sad and strange little man. ...I keel you.
13. What are you thinking about right now? Achmed the Dead Terrorist.
14. Are you keeping any secrets? "Everybody wants to hide their secrets away; nobody wants to stand up to the pain, but I will stand up to the pain...wake up and fight again...if you could dance with me through this rain, we will fight...we'll fight again." (Good Charlotte)
15. Do you have any issues I should know about? More issues than a magazine subscription.
16. What are they? Aliens.
17. South Park... yes? And?
18. Are you a ninja or a pirate? I ally myself with the ninjirates.
19. If you could max out your credit card at one store, what would it be? Probably Wal-Mart.
20. What will it say on your gravestone? "Well, this sucks."
21. Anything else you want to tell me? ...Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
22. You are psychotic. ...that's not a question.
23. I pledge alligence... to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
24. Who do you live with right now? 2 parentals, 3 siblings, a cat, a dog, a fish, and many imaginary friends.
25. Do you like muffins? Israeli-Palestinian conflict muffins?
26. This...is... SOMETHING OTHER THAN SPARTA!!!
27. So how long did this take you? Too long. I'm late.
28. Did you like it? Eh?
29. Do you know what Death Note is? ...Dies Irae?
30. If you could have one tattoo, what would it be? "VI VERI VENIVERSUM VIVUS VICI." By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe. Faust. On the back of my neck, kinda across my shoulders.