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    Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
    11:16 pm
    RE: more stuff
    I found out about the whole "spring cleaning in January" thing.

    It's time for the yearly inspection by the Health Board!!!
    Thursday, February 14th, 2008
    4:13 pm
    I know, this is way too cliché for me.
    ...But my friend made it.

    1. What is your name? Check out the screen name. myname_iserik.

    2. What is your quest? To find the Holy Grail!

    3. What is your favorite color? Blue. No, yellow - AAAAHHHHH!!!

    4. Have you seen that movie? BEST MOVIE EVER OMG don't start quoting it or I will proceed to recite the entire scene that you quote VERBATIM.

    5. What are you wearing right now? My tux. Word.

    6. What are you listening to right now? The (inane) chatter of my siblings.

    7. What are you watching right now? The letters magically appear on my screen.

    8. So how are you? Well, it IS my birthday.

    9. Who was the last person you talked with on your phone? Uhhh...my mom, I think?

    10. How about those upcoming elections? OH! BEE! AY! EM! AY!

    11. What is a favorite quote of yours? There are too many, but here's three:
    -ENOUGH! King illegal forest to pig wild kill in it a is! (Robin Hood, Men in Tights)
    -Oh god, a giant pit of death! (Levi Alpert)
    -No elephants? No wonder they're losing the war! (The King and I)

    12. You are a sad and strange little man. ...I keel you.

    13. What are you thinking about right now? Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

    14. Are you keeping any secrets? "Everybody wants to hide their secrets away; nobody wants to stand up to the pain, but I will stand up to the pain...wake up and fight again...if you could dance with me through this rain, we will fight...we'll fight again." (Good Charlotte)

    15. Do you have any issues I should know about? More issues than a magazine subscription.

    16. What are they? Aliens.

    17. South Park... yes? And?

    18. Are you a ninja or a pirate? I ally myself with the ninjirates.

    19. If you could max out your credit card at one store, what would it be? Probably Wal-Mart.

    20. What will it say on your gravestone? "Well, this sucks."

    21. Anything else you want to tell me? ...Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

    22. You are psychotic. ...that's not a question.

    23. I pledge alligence... to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    24. Who do you live with right now? 2 parentals, 3 siblings, a cat, a dog, a fish, and many imaginary friends.

    25. Do you like muffins? Israeli-Palestinian conflict muffins?

    26. This...is... SOMETHING OTHER THAN SPARTA!!!

    27. So how long did this take you? Too long. I'm late.

    28. Did you like it? Eh?

    29. Do you know what Death Note is? ...Dies Irae?

    30. If you could have one tattoo, what would it be? "VI VERI VENIVERSUM VIVUS VICI." By the power of truth, I, while living, have conquered the universe. Faust. On the back of my neck, kinda across my shoulders.
    Sunday, January 27th, 2008
    12:59 pm
    more sturf
    WTF, Anna? Spring cleaning in January??
    Wednesday, January 16th, 2008
    5:23 pm
    um...
    So, basically, this is a few days late. That's because Anna's has stopped being even partially cool.

    I'll let everyone know when I get a better job.
    Saturday, January 5th, 2008
    6:14 pm
    craziest day ever
    Lesson of the week:

    What happens at Anna's stays at Anna's.

    (Unless it's totally harmless and does not involve the police.)
    Friday, December 28th, 2007
    8:51 pm
    a day early
    Yes, this week's Wisdom is early, but I didn't want to forget it.

    Work Wisdom.
    According to Anna, my boss, crab cakes can be "manhandled."

    And two people can do one job in twice the time that one person can.
    Saturday, December 22nd, 2007
    9:16 pm
    on passing out
    Work Wisdom.

    If someone cuts him/herself at work and is extremely upset by blood, stand behind this person while supporting him/her with your arms. This way, if the person passes out, they do not get concussed.

    One word: Erika.
    Saturday, December 15th, 2007
    10:28 pm
    LALALALA!
    More Work Wisdom.

    "Special offer! Order for Christmas the new Erik CD: Gold Digger! Order in the next ten minutes and receive the cover of 'Peter, Paul, and Mary Ten Years Together' ABSOLUTELY FREE! BUTWAIT...There's more!!!!!!!!!!! Order with your credit card and get NOT ONE, but TWO COPIES! All for the low price of six payments of $19.96 1/2! BUY TODAY! DON'T MISS OUT!"

    We have fun at my work. :D
    Saturday, December 8th, 2007
    7:11 pm
    CHYAH!
    Work Wisdom.

    There are benefits to helping me dry dishes. I make you laugh your arse off. See below.

    QUOTE OF THE MONTH:
    "You stole Kevin's bacon? Well, that's close enough..."

    ((We were talking about the "Six Degrees from Kevin Bacon" thing.))
    Sunday, December 2nd, 2007
    10:54 am
    more
    Work Wisdom.

    Answering the telephone at work must always be preceeded by a glance at the clock. This prevents such dangerous errors as "Good afternoon, Anna's Temptations!" at nine o'clock in the morning.

    Some of Anna's favorite words (my boss):

    Hazard: Don't make a fire HAZARD out of those paper towels.

    Customer: WHO'S ON COUNTER?!?! There's a CUSTOMER at the register!!!

    Meticulously, used improperly: That has to be METICULOUSLY clean and dry. ((Reason for improper usage: the word is an adverb. She uses it as an adjective.))

    More to come.
    Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
    5:48 pm
    something else...jk...
    ((I haven't done this in a while. Theatre eats your life.))

    Work Wisdom.

    It's creepy when your boss actually puts a station that you listen to constantly on the radio in the shop front. Sure, it was classical, but...o_0
    Saturday, October 20th, 2007
    7:47 pm
    week 9
    Work Wisdom. Week 9.

    Leaves are a HAZARD!!!

    Quote of the month:
    "I was about to say, 'How did I do that?'"
    Sunday, October 14th, 2007
    10:11 am
    week 8
    Work Wisdom. Week 8.

    NEVER mention "limp carrots" to me. EVER.
    Sunday, October 7th, 2007
    7:35 am
    this week
    Kill me.

    Kill me.

    Kill me.
    Sunday, September 30th, 2007
    11:19 am
    week 6
    Work Wisdom. Week 6.

    Work n00bs are fun.
    Sunday, September 23rd, 2007
    8:56 am
    week 5
    Work Wisdom. Week 5.

    Never expect the boss to remember anything.

    ANYTHING.
    Sunday, September 16th, 2007
    11:50 am
    week 4
    Work Wisdom, week 4.

    If a tree falls on a car in the backyard of the workplace, many sounds are made.

    Quote of the month:
    "I've never seen such weird-looking breasts!" -Anna, my boss.

    (They were CHICKEN breasts, all right?)
    Saturday, September 8th, 2007
    7:57 pm
    deep thoughts
    Work Wisdom. Week Three.

    Until today, I never truly appreciated how very much a sausage resembles a phallus.
    Saturday, September 1st, 2007
    8:55 pm
    working man
    Started a new job last week. Valuable lessons learned.

    Week 1: Serrated knives used for cutting sandwiches.

    Week 2: Bleach cleans everything.

    Riveting.
    Friday, August 10th, 2007
    5:01 pm
    friday
    Today was a bad day. It reminded me of the time I murdered my father and slept with my mother.

    Wait...that wasn't me.
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